What is UP, everyone? We are now just

72 hours away from

Avengers: Infinity War

Avengers Infinity War poster

We just wanted to take a couple (dozen) minutes to pre-game the movie, engaging in all kinds of wild speculation, while also tangenting off-target like nobody’s business.

Will we be accurate at all about anything?

Who knows?

But we can’t wait to find out.

Party time in Asgard