Heads up, buttercups, we’ve got another review for you, this time for a Sony Pictures Home Entertainment production titled

Astro

Directed by Asif Akbar, and starring Gary Daniels, Marshal Hilton, Dominique Swain, Courtney Akbar, Max Wasa, Louis Mandylor, and Michael Pare, Astro has big dreams: dreams as big as it’s billionaire space enthusiast, Alexander Biggs (see what they did there?)

Does this space exploration movie get off the ground, or does it suffer from a misfire on the launchpad?

Let’s start the countdown…