Ankle Biters – Movie Review

Ankle Biters poster (Courtesy of Dark Star Pictures)

Ankle Biters – Movie Review

91 Minutes, Not Rated

Written and Directed by Bennet De Brabandere (Story by Zion Forrest Lee)

Ankle Biters poster (Courtesy of Dark Star Pictures)

Synopsis:

Sean, a pro hockey enforcer, has fallen in love with Laura, a widowed mother of four young daughters. When Laura’s children mistake an act of lovemaking as an attack, they plot to protect their mother at all costs and with horrific results.

I don’t even know where to begin, so I’ll just list a few thoughts that went through my head for you to read before you listen to the episode…

Originally titled Cherrypicker, which is kind of gross once you see it.
These kids are freaking psychopaths. Every one of them. I don’t know who their father is/was, but holy crap.
“Why are the police here?!?” maybe they’re sociopaths.
JEEZUS!!
I wonder how their mother became a widow?
Those kids are ACTUALLY SISTERS?!?!?

Ankle Biters will be On Demand beginning November 16.

Ankle Biters stars Zion Forrest Lee, Marianthi Evans, Lily Gail Reid, Violet Reid, Rosalee Reid, and Dahlia Reid.

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